Welcome To The Internet


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Bo Burnham

DmWelcome to the internet have a look around
GmAnything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We’ve got Fmountains of content some better, some worse
If A7none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first

DmWelcome to the internet come and take a seat
Would you Gmlike to see the news or any famous women’s feet
There’s Fno need to panic this isn’t a test
A7Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest

DmWelcome to the internet what would you prefer:
Would you Gmlike to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur
Be Fhappy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage
A7We got a million different ways to engage

DmWelcome to the internet put your cares aside
Here’s a Gmtip for straining pasta here’s a nine-year-old who died
We got Fmovies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a A7bunch of colored pencil drawings of all

DmWelcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
‘Cause a Gmrandom guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are Fgrainy and off-putting he just sent you more
A7Don’t act surprised you know you like it, you whore

DmSee a man beheaded get offended, see a shrink
Show us Gmpictures of your children tell us every thought you think
Start a Frumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DA7M a girl and groom her do a Zoom or find a tumor

And here’s a Dmhealthy breakfast option you should kill your mom
Here’s why Gmwomen never fuck you here’s how you can build a bomb
Which FPower Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
OA7bama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your Dmkids

DmCould I interest you in everything. All of the time?
A Gmlittle bit of everything. All of the time
FApathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime
A7Anything and everything. All of the time
DmCould I interest you in everything. All of the time?
A Gmlittle bit of everything. All of the time
FApathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime
A7Anything and everything. All of the time

DmNot very Clong ago. BbJust before your A7time
DmRight before the Ctowers fell. BbCirca ‘9A79
This was GmcataloguesDmtravel blogs A7a chat room or Dmtwo
We Gmset our sights and Dmspent our nights A7waiting C
For Fyou. DmYou. InGmsatiable Cyou
Mommy Flet you use her DmiPad Gmyou were barely Ctwo
And it Dmdid all the D7things we deCsigned it to Bbdo

CLook at you. DYou, Gyou Em….UnAmstoppable, Dwatchable
Your Gtime is now. Your Eminside’s out. AmHoney, how you Dgrew
And if Emwe stick toB7gether who Emknows what we’ll Gdo
It was Calways the Dplan to put the B7world in your Chand

Could I iEmnterest you in B7everything. EmAll of the time
AmA bit of everything. B7All of the Emtime
GApathy’s a tragedy and Cboredom is a Dcrime
B7Anything and everything Emall of the time

Could I iEmnterest you in B7everything. EmAll of the time
AmA bit of everything. B7All of the Emtime
GApathy’s a tragedy and Cboredom is a Dcrime
B7Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and Emall of the time

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