CShe don’t like her eggs all runny
CShe thinks crossin’ her legs is funny
FShe looks down her nose at money
CShe gets it on like the easter bunnN
GShe’s my baby, I’m her honey
CI’m never gonna let her go C
CHe ain’t got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin’ my undiesF
CDrinks his beer like it’s oxygen
GHe’s my baby, and I’m his honey
CNever gonna let him go C
FIn spite of ourselves C
We’ll end up a’sittin’ on a rainbow G
Against all odds C
Honey, we’re the big door prize F
We’re gonna spite our noses C
Right off of our faces G
CDancin’ in our eyes
C F C F C F C G
CShe thinks all my jokes are corny
FShe likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
CSwears like a sailor when shaves her legs
GShe takes a lickin’, and keeps on tickin’
CI’m never gonna let her go C
CHe’s got more balls than a big brass monkey
FSly as a fox and crazy as a loon
CPayday comes and he’s howlin’ at the moon
GHe’s my baby, I don’t mean maybe
CNever gonna let him go C
FIn spite of ourselves
CWe’ll end up a’sittin’ on a rainbow
GAgainst all odds
CHoney, we’re the big door prize
FWe’re gonna spite our noses
CRight off of our faces
GThere won’t be nothin’ but big old hearts
CDancin’ in our eyes
GThere won’t be nothin’ but big old hearts
CDancin’ in our eyes C
FIn spite of ourselves,
Cwe’ll end up sittin on a rainbow.
GAgainst all odds, C
Fhoney we’re the big door prize, We’re gonna spite
COur noses right off our faces,
Gthere won’t be nothing but our big old hearts
CDancing in our eyes
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