Bm My heart is Em paralyzed
A My head was D oversized
G I’ll take the high Em road like I F# should
Bm You said it’s Em meant to be
A That it’s not D you, it’s me
G You’re leaving Em now for my own F# good
F# That’s cool, but if my
G She went down in an airplane
D Fried getting suntanned
A Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
G Help me, help me, D I’m no good at goodbyes! A
G She met a shark under water
D Fell and no one caught her
A I returned everything I ever bought her
G Help me, help me, D I’m all out of l A ies
F# And ways to say you Bm died
Bm My pride still feels Em the sting
A You were my D everything
G Some day I’ll find a Em love
like F# yours (a love like yours)
Bm She’ll think I’m Em Superman
A Not super D minivan
G How could you Em leave on Yom Kippur F# ?
F# That’s cool, but if my
G She was caught in a mudslide
D Eaten by a lion
A Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
G Help me, help me, D I’m no good at goodb A yes!
G She dried up in the desert
D Drowned in a hot tub
A Danced to death at an east side night club
G Help me, help me, D I’m all out of Bm lies
F# A nd ways to say you Bm died
G I wanna live a thousand liv F# es with you
G I wanna be the one you’re dy F# ing to love…
F# But you don’t want to
F# That’s cool, but if my
F# That’s cool, but if my
G She went down in an airplane
D Fried getting suntanned
A Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
G Help me, help me, D I’m no good at goodb A yes!
G She met a shark under water
D Fell and no one caught her
A I returned everything I ever bought her
G Help me, help me, D I’m all out of lie A s
G She was caught in a mudslide
D Eaten by a lion
A Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
G Help me, help me, I D ‘m no good at goodbye A s!
G She dried up in the desert
D Drowned in a hot tub
A Danced to death at an east side night club
G Help me, help me, D I’m all out of li F# es
F# And ways to say you die Bm d
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